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"It's a waterfalllllllllll" - song stuck in my head **shudders** [18 May 2004|11:33pm]
[ mood | content ]

Ok, so got lots of cool stuff on my birthday. Was just looking through the lovely pile. I finally got this crystal chess set i've been wanting for ever! But along with the other shiny things i got (like book and music vouchers, CDs, Baileys, fluffy cat's head cushion, bag, terracotta clock thing and a glass globe holding an hourglass inside), was also Return of the King on DVD! Woooohoooo! It's really cool - watched it some today, gonna watch the rest later tonight because I got distracted by people yelling downstairs...it was quite amusing...seeing that i live on the 14th floor, all i could see was that two girls were having a sort of cat fight in the middle of the street (pulling hair, bitchslapping, kicking, the whole lot) and this guy or possibly a third girl (with shorthair) was trying to calm them down!! lol I watched from up here for about 10 minutes before getting bored and flopping down to eating and taking a nap.

I'm thinking of either getting a bank locker thing or sending my special chess sets to dad's locker for safe keeping instead of having them lay about in my wardrobe. I'll ask him tonight to see what's a better option.

Time difference sucks!! I mean when Chuck's sleeping, I'm awake and vice versa, so we really only get a little time to talk before each other's bedtimes, but I got to spend the whole morning with him which was really really great and I just got to talk to him before bed too, so YAY!! hehe of course now I'm sleepy **winks and kisses** love you sweetheart

Then in the afternoon, went to Sue's father's funeral. She's obviously finding it really hard to cope with it, but seems to be better than before according to Laura.

And there you have it. My day. I've been having really boring days lately having had nothing to do, but today really cool (apart from the funeral). No complaints. Now I'm hungry and really sleepy so im gonna go eat and then sleepies.

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More funnies by Rowan Atkinson... [18 May 2004|05:45pm]
[ mood | amused ]

"The Wedding"
By Rowan Atkinson


Gerald: Do you have ever one of those days when everything seems to go wrong? I did, and unfortunately, it was my wedding day. And three men in particular were to brame. It all started with the priest.

Priest: I now pronounce you man and wife....well done. You may now kiss the bride.....Nice one. All right, please be seated everybody. I'd just like to say a few words before the communion. You know, a lot of prospective brides ask me these days, "Father, what is the church's attitude towards fellatio?" And I tend to reply by telling them a little story about the first time I was asked that question. It was a couple of years ago, a young attractive bride to be came up to me after the service and asked me just that question. "Father, what is the church's attitude towards fellatio?" And I replied, "Well, you know, Joanne, I'd like to tell you, but unfortunately, I don't know what fellatio is!" And so, she showed me. And ever since, whenever anyone has asked me the question "Father, what is the church's attitude towards fellatio?" I always reply, "Well, you know, I'd like to tell you... but unfortunately, I don't know what fellatio is!"

Gerald: Next, came my trusted best man.

Best man: Um, all right, er....right, well...huh-huh, huh-huh, right, erm... ladies and gentlemen, and fellow survivors of that stunning stag party.... how did those two girls get under the table and what the hell were they up to with that toothpaste....? Er... er, right, well, erm... well, er... just before I left the house, huh-huh, erm, this afternoon, huh-huh, I said to myself, you know, the last thing you must do is forget your speech. Er... mmm, well, and sure enough, erm, when, erm, when I left the house... whoops! ha-ha, er... mm m, the last thing I did... ha-ha, yes, you guessed it, well, was to forget my speech. So, erm... so it's all ad lib, I'm afraid. Er... er, er, er, ... right, well, well, well, dear me, well now, now, when should I begin, haha-ha, I'd like to begin now. Huh-huh, er, right, well, well, well, I've known the groom ever since we first went to school together at the age of eight. And you know, he hasn't changed a bit. Erm, well, that's not quite true, of course. He didn't have his beard then, huh-huh, erm, and I'll tell you this, he wouldn't have been able to do whatever he was doing last night with those two extraordinary, extraordinary, erm, ... extraordinary how little people change, isn't it? Huh-huh, yes, erm... er, although, I know I changed a great deal because I used to be an absolute ass, always bleating things out when I shouldn't, for instance, this afternoon. I'm sure I wouldn't have been able to resist mentioning the bizarre sight that greeted my eyes when I opened this man's bedroom door earlier this morning, er... mmm. Yes, but, but, erm, enough of that, huh-huh, he started making gestures at me now, which I think, huh-huh, means he wants me to cut my speech short, erm. So, suffice to say that I'll think he'll make a ripping husband, erm... then, I think his wife, ripping, too. Huh-huh. And I can only hope that, that the dress will hold out, er, huh-huh, erm.... so, I'd like to propose a toast, erm, to go with the pate , huh-huh.... erm, huh-huh, to the groom and to his lovely horse, erm, wife, huh-huh. It's all, it's all starting to come back to me now, huh-huh, erm, And I just to know that their marriage will be as happy and satisfying as I was when I paid off those two prostitutes earlier this morning.....cheers! Huh-huh....

Gerald: And finally, my loving father-in-law provided the perfect end to a perfect day.

Father-in-law: Ladies and gentlemen, and friends of my daughter. There comes a time in every wedding reception when the man who paid the for the damn thing is allowed to speak a word or two of his own. And I should like to take this opportunity, sloshed as I may be, to say a word or two about Martin. As far as I'm concerned, my daughter could not have chosen a more delightful, charming, witty, responsible, wealthy, let's not deny it, well-placed, good-looking and fertile young man than Martin as her husband. And I therefore ask the question "Why the hell did she marry Gerald instead?"... because Gerald is a sort of man we used to describe at school as a complete prick! If I may use a gardening simile here, if his entire family may be likened to a compost heap (and I think they can) then Gerald is the biggest weed growing out of it. I think he's a sort of man people emigrate to avoid. I remember the first time I met Gerald, I said to my wife (she's the lovely woman propping of that old lush of a mother of his) either this man is suffering from serious brain damage or the new vacuum cleaner's just arrived. As for his family, they are quite simply the most intolerable herd of steaming social animals that I have ever had the misfortune of turning my nose up to. I spurn you as I would spurn a rabid dog. I would like to propose a toast to the caterers. And to the pigeons who crapped on the groom's family's limousine at the church. Er....as for the rest of you around this table not directly related to me, you can fuck off. I wouldn't trust any of you to sit the right way on a toilet seat.
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My cat is gay. [18 May 2004|05:22pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

Besides the fact that Zeus prefers to be pet by guys (namely me and Craig...though he still hates Craig as all cats seem to do) than girls (namely mum and Kae), here's further proof suggesting my cat is gay. He has gayness radiating in his eyes, for he has rainbow eyes in dim light!!



Yay! I'm so proud lol
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the human race sucks. [18 May 2004|03:12am]
[ mood | tired ]

Been a long day today and I'm just about to go bed...it's really late, but I'm hungry since I haven't eaten since morning and mom's making me something :) As I said, it has been a long day, but everything's sorted now **touchwood** And there's some very distubing guy on tv wearing tight shiny pants and a thing on his head acting like Pied Piper - the movie Teen Caveman. Horrid movie. Oh and my internet is hopefully fixed now and won't keep shutting off. Going to apply to jobs tomorrow.

Craig called mum earlier apparently and the stuff she told me is worrying me again **sigh** no clue what to do. Maybe I'll go down to Singapore and beat him with some steel toe boots to knock some sense into him. At least he was happy yesterday and mighty impressed with my birthday pressie for him lol

Have to go to Sue's Father's funeral at St. John's tomorrow.

Any way, food's ready, better go eat and sleep. Must wake up early to work.

Oh and I added a few pictures of Zeus here: Chess and Mess

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Another one of them funnies by Rowan Atkinson [16 May 2004|11:18pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

"No One Called Jones"


Schoolteacher: All right, come on, settle down please. Answer your names. Anus? Assbandit? Bottom? Clitoris? Where are you, Clitoris? Doo-doo? Enema? Fistup? Come on, grow up, please. GEN-ital? (read again) I'm sorry... Genital? Herpes? Still with us I see, Herpes. Imadick? Imadick!? Enema, you know Imadick, don't you? Jackulation? Myprick? Has anybody seen Myprick? Come on, somebody must have seen Myprick! Very well, remind me to beat Myprick a bit later. Nicenquick? Ontop? Pube... ah, Myprick, so good of you to turn up. Yes, well, now that you are here Myprick perhaps you'd like to find a seat. Bottom, squeeze Myprick in there somewhere would you? Rigid? Our Russian exhange student... Suckmeoff. Tightfit? Upyoursh? Vulva? Yourprick? And Zipper. Zipper? Absent. Now then boys, the headmaster has asked me to speak to you this morning on the subject of smut. All members of staff have noticed an alarming increase in the use of silly humor and puerile innuendo about the school... Rigid-Fistup-Bottom out! There have been some disgusting doodlings on the walls of the lavatories... sit up straight, Ontop! One or two unpleasant health magazines have been found... if you fall asleep, Ontop, I shall be very annoyed. And Mr. Hardon tells me that there's been a great deal of sniggering in his biology class... Tightfit, for Heaven's sake, leave Yourprick alone! I don't care, Yourprick had no business poking at your desk in the first place. I will not put up with this kind of behavior, boys. And neither, I must warn you, will Mr. Gripbighardcock. This is a school for the sons of gentlemen and the theory is that one day you will turn into gentlemen yourselves, that is with the exception of Genital... who appears to be turning into a ferret. So there will be an end to this second form toilet humor where so much conversation is just devoted to smutty double-entendre... Doo-doo, Suckmeoff, Nicenquick, detention Saturday. Right, I'm going to the staff room now, but if I come back and catch Herpes in the corridor like the headmaster did yesterday, then there'll be trouble!

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And 'tis time to go to sleep. It's been a really good day and I'm a whole 19 years, 4 hours and 30 minutes old now (more or less).
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And on and on the day goes on... [16 May 2004|06:59pm]
[ mood | content ]

I'm having tons of fun today, well since I left the house because the excitement to go back to The Peak just kept building lol It's my favorite place to visit in HK followed closely by Lantau Island...of course I love hiking up in the New Territories too, but thankfully, I'm not as mental to go for a 20m hike through the forest in this heat where I have to set my own trail and manage to get out before nightfall or at least reach one of the camping grounds there. I love it, but it's a winter thing. Any way, we got out of the house and there was a sudden rush of heat: "wooosh" so we decided we wouldn't go to The Peak till nightfall, because that's the best time to be there...

(Oh and The Peak is the tallest peak on HK island which overlooks pretty much all of the civilized side of the main island and the shore of the Kowloon Peninsula and at night, it's a spectacular view with the whole city being lit up: see photo which i've posted here a billion times lol). Any way, we just went around Central and Admiralty shopping, buying beaucoup des CDs and eating exceptionally yummy food at this Italian family restaurant which took me about an half an hour to find. Then we shopped around some more, went to Bookazine, and HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WANT EVERY DESIGN BOOK THERE! They just have this new order of design books from different design periods *dies* I want them! Of course, there wasn't any thing else there, so I might go to Cityplaza later on to find The Supernaturalist (4th Artemis Fowl book) if it's out yet.


Having loads of fun as I said. Just got home to relax a little before we do head to The Peak. I hate hot weather and it's already 30 Degs here! Granted it doesn't go above 35 here usually, but still. Anysticks, it'll cool down a bit at night. Looking forward to it, but mostly, am looking forward to dinner tonight. Mom's cooking and her b'day stuff is always the yummiest.

Birthdays are a huge thing in my family. Seeing that my family is like a quilt sewn from different cultures (in other words, there's just too many cultural mixes in it), we don't really celebrate the "conventional holidays" like christmas, etc as much as other people might. We do celebrate them, but not in the same way...hard to explain, so birthday's are just special days we put a lot of effort into, etc etc...so yeah :)

~EDIT: Just got back from the Peak. It's still as pretty as ever. Might go for a photography day throughout HK someday :) Mum's just finishing cooking now, so me go to eat.
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*wakes up realising he's entered his last teen year* wahoooo [16 May 2004|07:24am]
[ mood | excited ]

...Well not for another 11 hours or so since I was born at 6:47 pm. Awwww but I got woken up with my niece on the phone yelling "APPY BOOOO!" and squealing! And Ahhhhhh with lots of presents around my bed! Mum's cooking something that smells exceptionally yummy! The cats have gone bonkers because I guess they sense something exciting is going on because of the smell of yummy food or possibly just fighting over Zeus' new toy lol

Ahhhhh I'm looking forward to today! Thanks everyone for your lovely lovely and lovely b'day wishes! *many hugs for everyone* and *many kisses for Chuck* :)

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Nazereth the Amazing by Rowan Atkinson. [15 May 2004|06:36pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

This is absolutely hilarious! It's one of those comedy-audio things Rowan Atkinson has done...

"Nazereth the Amazing"


Priest: And on the third day, there was a marriage in Canaa of Galilee. And it came to pass that all the wine was drunk. And the mother of Jesus said unto the Lord, "They have no more wine." And Jesus said unto the servants "Fill six water pots with water." And they did so. And when the steward of the feast did taste of the water from the pots, it had become wine. And they knew not whence it had come. But the servants did know, and they applauded loudly in the kitchen. And they said unto the Lord, "How the Hell did you do that?!" And inquired of him, "Do you do children's parties"? And the Lord said, "No." But the servants did press him, saying, "Go on. Give us another one." And so he brought forth a carrot. And said, "Behold this, for it is a carrot". And all about him knew that it was so: for it was orange... with a green top. And he did place a large red cloth over the carrot and then removed it. And lo, he held in his hand... a white rabbit. And all were amazed and said, "This guy is really good! He should turn professional!" And they brought him, on a stretcher, a man who was sick of the palsy. And they cried unto him, "Maestro, this man is sick of the palsy." And the Lord said, "If I had to spend my whole life on a stretcher, I'd be pretty sick of the palsy, too!" And they were filled joy and cried out, "Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer." And there came unto him a woman called Mary, who had seen the Lord and believed. And Jesus said unto her, "Put on a tutu and lie down in this box." And took he forth a saw, and cleft her in twain. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. But Jesus said, "Oh ye of little faith". And he threw open the box, and lo, Mary was whole. And the crowd went absolutely bananas. And Jesus and Mary took a big bow. And he said unto her, "From now on, you shall be known as Trixie. For that is a good name for an assistant." And the people said unto him "We have never seen anything like this. You shouldn't be wasting your time in a one-camel town like Canaa. You should be playing the big arenas in Jerusalem." And Jesus did harken unto their words. And he did go unto Jerusalem. And he did his full act, before the scribes and the Pharisees and the Romans. But alas, it did not please them in their hearts. In fact, they absolutely crucified him. Here ends the lesson.

-Copied from Lee Ann-
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My lil' kitty... [15 May 2004|06:06pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Just a note to say...

Happy Birthday Zeus!!!!




My lil' baby's a WHOLE YEAR old now and he's been adorable today! I've been asleep most of the day, but he's just been sleeping on my chest or leg all this time too. Got him a little toy that looks like a golden snitch which he won't let go now lol
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Party de birthday [15 May 2004|05:46pm]
[ mood | excited ]

Sammy is cheeky. Exceptionally sweet, but cheeky! :P...Apparently, she had been trying to organise a surprise b'day party for me for over a month now! *big hugs* thank you!!! :) So yesterday, she asked me to go shopping with her and soon as we got out of the building, she asked if I wanted a drink first and I said sure! Got to Club Nu/ and what do I see? Most every person I know in HK sitting there with huge smiles on their faces staring at us when we entered lol Of course she was expecting me to beat her up because I usually hate surprises, but this was a fucking great one, so I just smacked the back of her head a little and hugged her (while i was squealing with excitement lol). It was a great night! Friends from my old workplace and school were there - some people I haven't seen for a year now! O_O Then it was time to cut the cake and this was the best bit cos they got me a Harry Potter cake! It was sooooooo cool! 'Twas a yummy chocolate cake with icing Hogwarts Express around it and the castle in the middle. On top it said Happy Birthday Justin in HP font. I was bouncing with excitement now lol She ordered pizza and we had pizza for dinner, a heck of a lot of drinks and we basically danced the whole night! Came back home around 3, completely piss-drunk, flopped on the bed and slept. Woke up with a major hangover, but i've had plenty of sleep since :)

I got lots and lots of silver things yesterday, many music and book coupons, a very fluffy cushion in the shape of a cat's head, one of those little robot cats lol, very sweet cards and 4 bottles of baileys rofl. WOOHOO Sammy got me this fucking cool terracotta clock I've been wanting for ages now! It was a fantastic evening! *BIG BIG HUGS* thanks Sam! :)

OMG funny, yet scary thing though...Sammy and I stepped out of the club to get some fresh air and noticed that this bus had run into a shop O_O No one was hurt thankfully, but Sammy was like "well i'm glad we got the cake when we did"....it was the bakery. lol

Mom's taking me out to spend my birthday at The Peak tomorrow. Yay! I still haven't seen Madam Taussauds up there and I heard they added stuff to Ripley's Believe It or Not 'Odditorium' and changed the theme of the motion simulator, so I'm really looking forward to it!

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Animals vs. Humans [14 May 2004|12:33pm]
[ mood | amused ]



I was just watcing a movie where this kid had a baby and the movie ended lol No clue what it's called, but right as it ended, it focused on the baby and Zeus jumped on me and this thought hit my head:

Time taken for any animal baby (besides humans) to start walking: A few hours

Time taken for human baby to start walking: A few months

And people say humans are better than other animals? Pfft. We're a dense species. Deal with it.
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Just when you thought your review was positive... [13 May 2004|02:56pm]
[ mood | amused ]

This is too true for some people lol

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Dirty minds... [13 May 2004|02:48pm]
[ mood | amused ]



*giggle* this is cute
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Michael Jackson [13 May 2004|02:47pm]
[ mood | amused ]



Nuff said.
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Zeus can play chess! [11 May 2004|04:00pm]
[ mood | happy ]


Here's Zeus trying to play chess with my Taj-marble chess pieces


Zeus looking around at the complete mess I made on my bed when I was turning my room upside down before cleaning it (it's clean and lovely now)


And lastly, Zeus wondering what the fuck I'm doing...
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Because it's been ages... [11 May 2004|03:15pm]
[ mood | amused ]

...i thought i'd do a couple of them quizzes...weee...and i've forgotten already, but not if i mentioned that i changed my LJ layout! :D Also have a very pretty default icon (statue sex? lol) and another 'brief me' one *drool*

now onto them quizzikadoos...


How will you DIE?
Name / Username
You will die from a pool table falling on your head
At age 63
This QuickKwiz by Confused_Pete - Taken 16751 Times.
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mmmmm, i've always had a pool table sex fantasy...close enough i guess lol


Which Sin Are You?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You are... Pride
This QuickKwiz by chibigarm - Taken 18721 Times.
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Would you look at that?! My name (ethnic and english) both mean Pride... Justin also comes from a Pope's name but I'll stick with Pride lol


Which Random Image are you?
Name:
Age:
Favorite Color
You are:
This QuickKwiz by Reaper - Taken 32836 Times.
</a>

KITTY! Drunk kitty, but KITTY none the less!


Does this mean I get to work with a guy named Neo, but who is really Keanu Reeves and prophasise a LOT?! Yay!

You Are Romans
You are Romans.


Which book of the Bible are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA some moron made this quiz HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH and i had to do it seeing that I am a homophobic, fundamentalist christian republican (in a very gay, pagan democrat sort of way lol) *nods* sorry. I couldn't stop laughing at the last question because I wanted to puke and couldn't stop laughing at the stupidity of what's written in this result... *rates is as Bad*
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Sleep is underrated. More, more, MORE! [11 May 2004|02:14am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

JUST got off the phone with kae...well more like Sarah trying to talk properly and being the most adorable baby ever! :P She is soooo adorable lol I'm sorry, but its just exceptionally cute the way she says "ellooooo un-el ju-tin! owareyou? mah (that's her way of giving people kisses lol) mmmy, im donow (done now)...thakoooo" lol! My god! Sooo proud to be her uncle! :)

Piccy of her:



Also changed my layout to something sexier and more...well gay :P hehe

Aside from all that, didnt do much today. Read a little bit, got in a mood, stayed in a mood till I talked to Sarah. Oh and saw Atlantis, the Lost Empire again today. LOVE that movie. Also saw a documentry about Atlantis and Ancient Greek religion, which was mighty interesting. There's another program about Ancient Greek architecture soon...need to find out when. Then I went out with Delilah for a couple drinks just to help her sort out a couple problems she has. Noticed that Causeway Bay is weird cos we went to Moon, which is a lovely place, all decorated nicely, and it's pretty low priced...then we went to Blue, which looks good on the outside, is shitty on the inside, has crap music, but is sooo freaking pricey. Still think Home and Nu are the best lounges in HK.

Ahhhhhhhh birthday's less than a week away. Hate my own birthdays...they scare me, yet they're all lovely lol
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Bloody horn of Gondor! :P [09 May 2004|03:47pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]

Saw Fellowship of the Ring today again - thanks to the lovely HBO because i'd forgotten that I even have it *hoping to get the whole box set of LotR and the extended X-men VCD on my b'day* RotK comes out this week here...hurrah! Any way, I couldn't seem to see the movie without making references to Merry's broken carrot and the horn of Gondor throughout...I think I worried mom, but that's nothing new... lol

Also, I realised how we don't get to see anyone from the council apart from the fellowship people...i mean they're there, but the camera never focuses or even shows them for a tiny bit. And Legolas obviously wants to be on stage fluttering his poncy elf hair. lol Lastly, I realised how pointless some dialogues were, but dialogue isnt important when you're on a quest to destroy the one ring of power. Nor is hygiene...well apart from Legolas since he never seems to get dirty...and it's pretty clear that Sam has a thing for Frodo, but we know that already...

I don't think I've seen it since RotK came out in cinemas and I watched them all back to back (well back to back to 30 minute break getting to the cinema to back). So yeah, just realising tiny fun things...yay.

In other news, there is no other news. Helping mom type some stuff up...Oooh, Kae sent me a Mother's Day card rofl It's Zeus' first birthday on the 15th (a day before me! yay!) and he's my baby so she thought it'd be fun lol..it was hilarious :D Oh and sneaked out early morning and got mom pretty flowers. We're going for dinner later mostly because both of us can't be arsed to cook today lol

Zeus just threw my Hi Fi down on the floor. *sigh* can't get mad at cat. Not his fault for being undeniably thick cute and for wanting to jump on my back to sleep.

OHHHH! And Sarah Brightman coming to Hong Kong on 28th May!!! I might go if I can scrape up enough change *counts* 10 cents, 20 cents, lint, 2 year old lollypop, a dollar

Also, exactly 1 week 3 hours left to my birthday now. Yay!

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Stupid wolves of Isengard. Think was rescued by Arwen but when woke up was kissing my horse. [08 May 2004|10:56pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I HATE fan fiction usually, but Lee Ann made me read The Very Secret Diaries by Cassandra Claire and can I say that it's the funniest fucking fan-fic type thing ever?! It's really short too, so all's good! *cracks up!*

Extracts:

The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn (part 2):

Day Twelve

Triumphant return to Helm's Deep. Got hugged by Gimli. As if I needed to be reminded that he is belt buckle height yet again. Necklace returned to me by Legolas, yay! He muttered something in Elvish that could have been "You're late" or could have been "Throw me down and shag me rotten." Not entirely sure which. Must brush up on Elvish as do not wish to presume.

The Very Secret Diary of Legolas (part 2):
Day Twenty-nine

Aragorn back. Apparently taking header off cliff not as deadly as one would have thought. Told him to throw me down and shag me senseless, but he just clapped me on the shoulder in a manly fashion and said, "Yeah, it can get a little chapped sometimes but just put some lotion on it."

Aragorn just kind of a wanker, really.

Not even going to talk about Merry's carrot, Gandalf's pointy hat trick and Sam's attempt to keep Frodo very "clean" so to say. LMMFAO

READ THEM! They're hilarious and VERY short! link here: pervy hobbit fanciers

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Mmmm sexy werewolf guy... [08 May 2004|10:20pm]
[ mood | horny ]

Will Kemp, a.k.a. Velkan, a.k.a. extremely-hot-werewolf in Van Helsing...he's pretty. V. Pretty, or possibly just hot!

Ooooh, just looked him up (fucking hard to find pics of him). He was in Swan Lake and Cinderella too...interesting, though his make up in Swan Lake makes me raise an eyebrow. Still pretty.





*droooooooool*
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